From Miss. PaRANThood:
There are two types of Boobs* known to man.
1. The Regular Boob. It's the one he knows and loves. It's comforting, soft and can be sexy if dressed up but can also easily be a signifier of all things wife and mommy. Think Golden Retriever.
2. The Period Boob. Whereas the 'Regular Boob' is golden retriever, the "Period Boob" is like a motherfucking Bengal Tiger. It's beautiful, it's big, it's full and exotic, tempting and unpredictable, and to men, it's worth possibly losing a goddamn hand just to savior a little touch.
*I speak of the non-enhanced breed here.