Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Ok so this guy I just met asked me out and I told him I could give him 25 reasons why he would hate me. He told me that he could give me 26 reasons why he wouldn’t. I’m not going lie, I kind of liked that response. Anyways, I was thinking about it and decided to try to see if I could actually come up with 25 things about me I thought a potential BF would not like or be annoyed/turned off by. Turns out, not only was I able to come up with 25 but 82. How’s that for running your own hater fanclub? I’m pretty sure I’m going to be single for awhile.
1. I love going 2 crowded bars filled w/ drunken ho's/bro's in HB where people bump into everyone & act like jack asses & probably try 2 hit on us
2. I’m friends w/ & still occasionally hang out with (as friends) and keep in contact w/ almost all of my ex's.
3. I love going dancing at clubs w/ my girls, especially in Vegas.
4. I adore quiet time & I’m not uncomfortable w/ silence
5. 90% of my friends r guys & we talk shit on each other & say inappropriate things u will misunderstand & find offensive #whorejokes
6. I am always the 1st one to get tired & I'm an a-hole if I don't get sleep
7. At some point we r bound to run into someone I've had sex with. (See #2)
8. I like a lot of gay music like The Fray & Coldplay
9. I like a guy to act like a man & make decisions yet I don't like to follow rules so it’s a fine line to tread
10. I love watching professional fights but seeing a street/bar fight makes me hysterical
11. I love unicorns
12. My fav color is hot pink
13. I like 2 travel w/ a pillow pet & a woobie
14. I like to wear leg warmers & fingerless gloves
15. I also like 2 wear shirts as dresses which brings comments & attention u will have to shrug off
16. My son will always come before everyone and everything & I often completely disappear for days just to spend one on one time w/ him and I also hate talking on the phone when he's around I'd rather give him my attention.
17. I don't fight, if something bothers me I usually don’t say anything until I’m over it & then it's too late
18. I text a lot but hate talking on the phone
19. I have 2 modes: bender & boring suburban no real in between.
20. I hate drinking but it's the only thing that makes me social
21. I think dubstep is amazing.
22. I definitly want more babies sooner than later
23. I’m a girly girl, sooo not tough, punk rock or gangster
24. I will never allow your friends or anyone else to weigh in on my life or our relationship
25. I am a huge smartass & I will mouth off
26. I love running around drunk at Vegas pools in the summertime
27. When my “Bad Sushi” girlfriends & I go out we have been known to cause a scene & be dumb drunk girls but we use alternate names and occupations if that helps. #Stella&Reagan!
28. I'm a closet 909'er & I like it
29. Having time by myself is essential to my mental well being
30. I want to act like a grown up someday
31. I get bored easily
32. I have FB & twitter that I use daily
33. The smell of smoke grosses me out
34. I make tutu's in my spare time
35. I’m obsessed with crime shows & watch marathons of them
36. I have an emo side
37. The day before my period I almost always cry especially if alcohol is involved
38. I don't give massages
39. I have a fear of heights especially ledges/balconies also used band aids freak me out.
40. I always say I’m hungry but I never finish my food
41. I write inappropriate blogs about my life (including stuff that happens with us) for the world to read
42. I use text/email to communicate w/ my customers & I have a few that I actually consider friends
43. I love theme parties
44. I’m an impatient shitty driver and I can’t parallel park to save my life
45. I'm a quitter
46. Most of the time I feel numb and I wish that I felt more
47. I am an amazing writer & creator but only when I'm really sad, upset or drunk
48. I'm super indecisive, I really suck at making decisions & when I do I second guess it
49. I always seem to find my way into the middle of shit even when I just sit at home doing nothing it never fails
50. I'm good at making up excuses. (Can’t you tell?)
51. I'm super insecure about 3 parts of my body
52. I have broken a penis before
53. I will never be comfortable going to the bathroom in front of you
54. I have an addiction to buying make up & girly potions
55. Being in a messy house gives me anxiety
56. Other people’s kids usually annoy me
57. I'm always the last one on the airplane & I like to sit on the floor of the airport
58. I say sorry too much
59. I'm a Sudoku junkie
60. I have been known to throw a fist pump or 2
61. I'll gladly spend $1000 on my hair yet complain about spending $100 @ the grocery store
62. If I think you are cheating I'd rather leave you then play detective or ask you
63. Not a fan of anal
64. I'll expect you to get an occasional Mani/pedi with me
65. I like to play helpless
66. I have a habit of hanging up on people & deleting them from FB or my life if they say something I don't like
67. If we’re at a bar & I’m drunk & I say I'm going to the bathroom I'm really saying I'm going home
68. I can't sit still at bars or clubs, I’m a peacock! You gotta let me fly!....and you gotta know what movie that’s from too.
69. I have a lot of stalkers
70. It’s hard for me to express my feelings and I hate letting myself be vulnerable.
71. Some of my very best guy friends like to dress up in girls’ clothing, bedazzled thongs & wings and go out in public and I love them for it.
72. No matter how good or frequent the sex is I will never give up my vibrator & will probably use it every time you walk out the door
73. I'm not very good at handing out compliments even if I'm thinking them in my head
74. I'm more impressed w/ little things that show u care then big fancy stuff
75. I can't be held responsible for actions after jager
76. I will never pay your bills (lesson learned…FML)
77. I love to roller skate to 80’s music.
78. I cry at lame shit like TV shows/movies (The Notebook)
79. I have small dogs.
80. I hate being on top
81. My career goal in life is to be a housewife
82. I will expect you twirl my hair and tickle my arms till I fall asleep
Ok…I think that’s enough things that I’ve come up with. I feel like Forest Gump when he was running and running and finally decided to stop.