ahahaha wanna know what was going on this morning in San Clemente? Someone had sand in their crotch! Dude how funny is this guy and even better is the surfer out in the water who could give a shit that there is a naked man floating offshore. I love that it took four officers to tackle him to. Ha! Look at this guys face, it just screams "your hurting my pee pee". On a side note I'd like to mention that at 6:35am the water temp was 59 degrees so it's safe to assume his dick was shriveled WAY up inside so it probably didn't assult any of the officers.