I'm an idiot. No really and here's why. So I'm watching TV last night with my son and I was looking at my phone not really paying attention when this commercial came on
All of a sudden my eyes shot up and out of my little blonde mouth came the following: "Bear skin condoms??? omg how are they going to have bear skin condoms? I mean lambskin is already gross enough but bear skin?"
My precious son just turned to me and replied: Bare. B-A-R-E.