So I go to one of those Starbucks near the high school where all of the kids gather in the morning to buy….a latte? Nope! Instead they literally stand around like a mentally challenged flash mob blocking the entrances and acting like preschoolers.
So anyways today I’m standing there patiently waiting for my latte right in front of the counter. The lady set my latte up there and before I could even tell my hand to grab it some little skinny jean, hoodie wearing, hair flicking emo girl ran up and jacked it. She straight grabbed my cup and turned around and ran. I just stood there (hey now who is acting like the mentally challenged one) trying to figure out if that just happened? Maybe she was waiting for a latte too? Nope. The Starbucks lady was all damn it!! It happened again. There goes your latte. Apparently that’s the new thing the kid’s just stand around waiting to jack innocent people’s lattes.
Well you may have gotten one past me this time but know this. I’m dressing like a ninja tomorrow and fashioning weapons out of my Christmas tree ornaments and I’m coming for you. I will tackle your ass and scald you with my own latte. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Watch your back bitch. Hell hath no fury like a girl scorned for her latte.
You're going down!!