I think we have proved that you can make up anything in the world no matter how ridiculous and some fucktard will buy it. "Squatty Potty Toilet Stool Improves Anorectal Angle When we’re sitting this bend, called the anorectal angle, is kinked which puts upward pressure on the rectum and keeps the feces inside. This creates the need to STRAIN in order to eliminate. Compare sitting on the toilet to a kinked garden hose, it just doesn’t work properly. In a squatting posture the bend straightens out and defecation becomes easier."It begs to ask would the Squatting Potty Stool make anal easier as well? If so they should advertise that and sales would increase dramatically. Marketing department holla at me. On a side note I'd love to know how many of you are going to try to shit in this position at least once. Make a ghetto makeshift one and stack some books up on each side for your feet.
Friday, April 27, 2012
How to Take a Better Shit-Your Welcome
Holy shit...literally. Shit. ok so everyday countless websites have ad banners I rarely even notice let alone click on but today this one caught me eye and I was compelled to click on the link and as they say no good deed goes unpunished. I found gold. Introducing the Squatting Potty Toilet Stool (http://squattypotty.com)which positions your ass for optimal bowel movements. WTF???? Seriously cause just sitting on the toilet hasn't done it for years cause your feet are touching the ground. If you pull them up then all the more shit can come out???