Tuesday, August 24, 2010
I like to order a tall cup of disappointment
I went to Starbucks so I could order a cup of disappointment. The lady took her sweet ass time making an incorrect drink. I understand that they don’t make that much which is perplexing since my cup of coffee costs $5.20 but I’m a big fan of if you’re going to do something do it right because there are a lot of unstable people out there just waiting for you to fuck up their latte so they can snap. So she calls out my name and then looks at the cup and is all ohh I made it wrong….sorry and hands it to me. Well fuck if I had another 20 minutes to kill maybe I could wait around for Barista of the year to make me a new one but no time!