Wednesday, September 7, 2011
43% of male sea lions have herpes
Here is your useless fact of the day…43% of male sea lions have herpes. How does this happen? Wouldn’t that mean the female ones have a way higher percentage because everyone knows girl sea lions are whores? Speaking of whores does anyone know Barbie’s full name? Nope didn’t think so but here you go just in case you’re ever on Who wants to be a millionaire and you can’t phone me as your friend because you know I don’t answer my phone….Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Why Can I Buy Crazy?
So…..not to make all of us single people feel like aholes but did you hear Gary Busey had a baby??? Come on! This girl not only smooshed Gary Busey but she breed with him as well??? Let’s just throw his homeless crack fiend looks aside and take a look at his mental clarity….well all saw his psychotic meltdown on Celebrity Fit Club….This man is not qualified to be out in public let alone around an infant. Yet he can find a lover and have babies?Where can I buy crazy??
IRISH I WAS NOT SMELLING CABBAGE RIGHT NOW. So I’m gonna throw this out there as a public safety warning for all those who either are or wanna try to be Irish on St. Patty’s Day with a nice corned beef and cabbage meal. Omit the cabbage. I’m not kidding. I got this new cookbook and was trying to make soup and when I went into the store they had this huge container of precut veggies and I thought why not just get that…so easy! I threw it in the Crockpot and bailed…for hours….and came back making the gruesome discovery that amongst those other tender veggies was a huge cabbage and now my house smells like your dad’s bathroom on a Sunday morning!!! Dude so gross. I can’t even imagine putting that in my mouth if this is how bad it smells before it goes in you.
IRISH I WAS NOT SMELLING CABBAGE RIGHT NOW. So I’m gonna throw this out there as a public safety warning for all those who either are or wanna try to be Irish on St. Patty’s Day with a nice corned beef and cabbage meal. Omit the cabbage. I’m not kidding. I got this new cookbook and was trying to make soup and when I went into the store they had this huge container of precut veggies and I thought why not just get that…so easy! I threw it in the Crockpot and bailed…for hours….and came back making the gruesome discovery that amongst those other tender veggies was a huge cabbage and now my house smells like your dad’s bathroom on a Sunday morning!!! Dude so gross. I can’t even imagine putting that in my mouth if this is how bad it smells before it goes in you.
Why you got rejected from eHarmony
I think I may have found out why so many of my friends were rejected from eharmony….
Who you tryin' to get crazy wit essay? Don't you know I'm LOCO
So you know I'm a sucker for a good theme day and by now we've kind of exhausted most of them so we had to think outside of the box.....can you tell who's been watching a lil too much Gangland & Lock Up lately? Anyways here's how to make Prison Tamales. We recommend using Salsa Verde Dorito's and adding a dollop of sour cream on top. Seriously the best $2 and 8 minute investment you will ever make. oh and the video sound got messed up in the beginning so I put the original video with the full recipe that inspired us at the bottom. Oh and your welcome.
*Cliff Notes version: simply mix a bag of ramen and Doritos together, smash them up, add hot water, roll into a cylinder, and then let it sit for a few minutes.
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Word of the day: Gang Colleague
Today's word of the day is brought to you by the ocregister.com. Please try to use it in a sentence today.
Gang member responsible for murder
SANTA ANA – A Fresno gang member should be convicted of murder for the death of a gang colleague who was killed in a shootout with Fullerton police after both men passed out in a stolen car on Harbor Boulevard in 2006, an Orange County prosecutor told a jury here Monday.
Arthur Kenneth Gallardo III, 32, is responsible for the murder of his friend under the "provocative acts" legal theory, because he initiated a series of events that led to death by firing his handgun with the intent to kill at the officers who surrounded the stolen car, Deputy District Attorney Colleen Crommett argued.
Several Fullerton police officers returned fire in the 2:40 a.m. incident on Dec. 28, 2006. Their shots killed Edmundo Francisco Gomez, 21, of Firebaugh in Fresno County, who was sitting in the driver's seat of a stolen Chevrolet Malibu with a shotgun by his side, Crommett said.
Gallardo, who was an associate in the same Fresno County gang and who was on probation for evading police in a stolen car in 2004, was shot several times but suffered non-life-threatening wounds.
He is standing trial now before a jury in Superior Court Judge Patrick H. Donahue's courtroom. He is also charged with attempted murder of police officers, street terrorism and penalty enhancements for street gang activity. If convicted, he faces a potential 45-year to life term in prison.
Deputy Public Defender Seth Bank contended in his closing arguments that Gomez caused his own death when he rammed the police cars that surrounded the stolen car and reached for a shotgun. Gallardo, Bank argued, should not be held responsible for Gomez' actions.
"The 'provocative act' murder theory doesn't fit here," he told jurors. "Mr. Gomez got shot because of his own conduct ... Mr. Gomez is dead because or Mr. Gomez."
Prosecutors say the two gang members hijacked the Chevrolet Malibu from a Fresno pizza delivery person two days before the shootout.
An Orange County Transportation Authority bus driver saw the Malibu blocking the right lane of south Harbor Boulevard in Fullerton about 2:40 a.m. on Dec. 29, 2006 and called police.
Responding officers found the car in gear and still running, and two men apparently asleep or passed out in the front seat, Crommett said. Gomez, the driver, had a shotgun near his side and had his foot on the brake. Gallardo, the passenger, held a handgun.
The officers immediately called for backup and surrounded the car, according to police reports. They then used a bullhorn to wake the passengers to order the occupants to drop their weapons and exit the car.
Instead, Gomez jammed his foot on the accelerator while Gallardo started shooting, using a semi-automatic handgun to fire multiple shots through the front windshield at the police cars parked in front of him, Crommett said
Police responded with gunfire, striking both suspects repeatedly, killing Gomez and wounding Gallardo.
Gallardo's action was "the only factor" that caused Gomez's death, the prosecutor argued.
"But for his actions, Mr. Gomez would still be here today," Crommett told jurors. She will offer rebuttal arguments after lunch and the jury is expected to begin deliberations this afternoon.
Really lady? He hijacked a pizza dude's Malibu and was passed out in a lane with a shotgun!! I'm pretty sure death would have caught up with him shortly thereafter if he hadn't gone that day. His gang colleague should have taken the pizza guys money instead of the Malibu and got them a room to sleep in at the not so comforting Comfort Inn.
Gang member responsible for murder
SANTA ANA – A Fresno gang member should be convicted of murder for the death of a gang colleague who was killed in a shootout with Fullerton police after both men passed out in a stolen car on Harbor Boulevard in 2006, an Orange County prosecutor told a jury here Monday.
Arthur Kenneth Gallardo III, 32, is responsible for the murder of his friend under the "provocative acts" legal theory, because he initiated a series of events that led to death by firing his handgun with the intent to kill at the officers who surrounded the stolen car, Deputy District Attorney Colleen Crommett argued.
Several Fullerton police officers returned fire in the 2:40 a.m. incident on Dec. 28, 2006. Their shots killed Edmundo Francisco Gomez, 21, of Firebaugh in Fresno County, who was sitting in the driver's seat of a stolen Chevrolet Malibu with a shotgun by his side, Crommett said.
Gallardo, who was an associate in the same Fresno County gang and who was on probation for evading police in a stolen car in 2004, was shot several times but suffered non-life-threatening wounds.
He is standing trial now before a jury in Superior Court Judge Patrick H. Donahue's courtroom. He is also charged with attempted murder of police officers, street terrorism and penalty enhancements for street gang activity. If convicted, he faces a potential 45-year to life term in prison.
Deputy Public Defender Seth Bank contended in his closing arguments that Gomez caused his own death when he rammed the police cars that surrounded the stolen car and reached for a shotgun. Gallardo, Bank argued, should not be held responsible for Gomez' actions.
"The 'provocative act' murder theory doesn't fit here," he told jurors. "Mr. Gomez got shot because of his own conduct ... Mr. Gomez is dead because or Mr. Gomez."
Prosecutors say the two gang members hijacked the Chevrolet Malibu from a Fresno pizza delivery person two days before the shootout.
An Orange County Transportation Authority bus driver saw the Malibu blocking the right lane of south Harbor Boulevard in Fullerton about 2:40 a.m. on Dec. 29, 2006 and called police.
Responding officers found the car in gear and still running, and two men apparently asleep or passed out in the front seat, Crommett said. Gomez, the driver, had a shotgun near his side and had his foot on the brake. Gallardo, the passenger, held a handgun.
The officers immediately called for backup and surrounded the car, according to police reports. They then used a bullhorn to wake the passengers to order the occupants to drop their weapons and exit the car.
Instead, Gomez jammed his foot on the accelerator while Gallardo started shooting, using a semi-automatic handgun to fire multiple shots through the front windshield at the police cars parked in front of him, Crommett said
Police responded with gunfire, striking both suspects repeatedly, killing Gomez and wounding Gallardo.
Gallardo's action was "the only factor" that caused Gomez's death, the prosecutor argued.
"But for his actions, Mr. Gomez would still be here today," Crommett told jurors. She will offer rebuttal arguments after lunch and the jury is expected to begin deliberations this afternoon.
Really lady? He hijacked a pizza dude's Malibu and was passed out in a lane with a shotgun!! I'm pretty sure death would have caught up with him shortly thereafter if he hadn't gone that day. His gang colleague should have taken the pizza guys money instead of the Malibu and got them a room to sleep in at the not so comforting Comfort Inn.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Bitch Puddin'
Since "Princess Pudding Snack" has officially been named in court documents I think it's time to change it up.....Bitch Puddin' is so much more gangster. I love her swagger too. She reminds me of my sister going to the fridge for a diet Coke.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Good Piercings Gone Bad
Soooo....if you're considering getting a dermal piercing at all I'd like to go ahead and recommend you not. I've had these for 19 months and they've probably been infected at least 10 times. I've taken care of them, soaked them in sea salt, gone through antibiotics but it seems as though every two months or so I'll hit them on something or travel or turn left and bam! they are oozing puss and all red so learn from my mistakes kids...
P.S. I had two syringes of Lydocaine and I could still feel every slice into my skin and the scar tissue had formed into the holes of the jewelry. Maybe I should just stick to a nice simple belly piercing next time.
P.S. I had two syringes of Lydocaine and I could still feel every slice into my skin and the scar tissue had formed into the holes of the jewelry. Maybe I should just stick to a nice simple belly piercing next time.
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