Why you got rejected from eHarmony

I think I may have found out why so many of my friends were rejected from eharmony….

Coon Burglars

I once thought someone was trying to break into my house. I came home several times to find everything on my deck moved around. Things were tossed outside, missing, destroyed. I tried and tried every night to catch the intruder. Finally after many failed attempts I set up a sting. I put some of my son’s toys that make noise all around the deck. So sure enough, in the wee morning hours I hear one of his toys going off so I spring out of bed and race to the backdoor to bust the guy. My dogs right on my heels barking and growling so I pull open the door and find the culprits….





Ha my dog jumped straight into the couch and put her face into the pillows! A lot of help she was but at least I finally solved the mystery.