Get High and Eat This

Have you ever created something in your dream that was so amazing that you wanted so badly to make it in real life? Now I’m not a weed smoker at all, never was my thing but I have lots of friends who have dispensaries so if this isn’t already a creation, I think you should make it. Combine weed with a Smuckers Peanut Butter & Jelly Uncrustable and call it a Munchable. Brilliant, right? I want royalties.
This

Plus this

Equals this

I think I Want My Crust Back

Dear Smuckers,
Can you please make Uncrustables in "Big Boy" sizes because as you can see by my demonstration, the ratio of my mouth to your infant sized sandwich makes it so that I must consume 7 in order to feel as though I ate one regular sized Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. Crust cannot be that filling…Or can it?? Hmmm…