Your Dog Can Be A Whore Too

Ok so if you're looking to get your dog knocked up or gangraped by the local mutts who roam your neighborhood you might want to stop at Petsmart and pick up something from the new Bret Michaels dog clothing line.

Here's a lovely corset, leather skirt and a jean outfit for your favorite four legged whore.

P.S. Stay tuned for pix of my dogs in these outfits. I mean, I just buying them for the sake of the blog, ya know....um yeah. My dogs aren't whores, their just popular.