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Attn: Future Husband

Um how wifey am I? Not only do I iron my clothes with a flat iron

but I also "sew" at work with the heavy duty stapler.

Show Me The Hoe-Fax

Ha!! This is awesome. Fucking awesome it doesn't exist!

Fuck It Barbie

You Suck At Parking

ha! This is awesome!! I need about 500 of these printed out ASAP!