This is a message from a guy friend...just a friend but after reading it I still can't help but imagine this is how he would talk to any girl, particularly one he might wish to receive a text from. The only word I was able to get out of my mouth after reading this for several minutes was..."No."
*does the napolian dynomite* yesssssssssssssss
k im off here for now purdy biatch text my cell fukass lol"
I'm not even gonna get started on the "fuckass" part. 2 things come to mind when I read that word.
#1 No thank you, I would not like my ass fucked.
#2 The part in Mallrats where they are with the fortune teller...
All right, gentlemen. Free your mind.
I'd like to free something.
That's what I was thinking.
She said ''focus''.