Monday, February 6, 2012

February 13th Is Mistress Day

Did you know there's a holiday more loathsome than Valentine's Day? Mark your calendars: February 13th is Mistress Day. Like, I can't even believe this is a thing, but it is.

Devoted husbands of course need to spend Valentine's Day with their (long-suffering) wives. But what about their neglected mistresses? That's what the day before Valentine's Day is for: the day men can sneak away and pamper their ever-loyal girlfriend-on-the-side. Of course, these girlfriends expect presents to get them through the lonely 14th, and this presents a problem: how do you shop for your mistress without your wife finding out?

That's where SugarSugar comes in. This year, the site is offering a concierge service, just for men who find themselves in this pickle. You can email your concierge with a budget and any gift ideas, and they'll take care of the rest.


Do you not have a date for February 13th?

Are you planning on spending Mistress Day....Alone?

You poor thing.

Head to SugarSugar, where you'll find the perfect philandering gentleman/wanton woman to fill your lonely night.

Because no one should have to spend the holidays alone.

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