Friday, February 24, 2012

Bucket List

I’ll be adding to this but for now I need a spot to keep track of the things I’m constantly trying to add to this list. If you have been with me when I’ve mentioned something please remind me of what I said so I can add it to the list.

1. Take a bath in Horchata

2. Road trip through Mexico in jean shorts and boots with Shanessa in an El Camino with a big dog and a pool in the back.

3. Do a group beach cruiser ride across the border for a TJ pub crawl.

4. Hike through DeSoto Falls

5. Rent a house and summer in the Bahamas. Wake up every morning and walk out to the water to snorkel or lay out by the sea, wrecking out suntan oil and pina coladas.
6. Tattoo my hands and neck.
7. Have one more baby.
8. Go horseback riding with this guy:

9. Be able to last more than 2 minutes on a wave-don’t care if it’s in the ocean or the wave house.
10. Get married.
11. Notarize someone’s ass.
12. Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
13. Make out with someone in a snow room.

14. Have an old fashioned picnic with the checkered blanket, basket of food and ants.

15. Have a slumber party in a castle. Extra points if it’s haunted and we tell ghost stories.

16. Drink Fiji water in one of those over the water huts in Fiji while eating a fuji apple.

17. Go to know for Carnival....ya. That's the only reason.
18. Get In A Fight At An Irish Bar

19. Making more in one day than in a year at my current job holding this sign.

20. Shoot illegal guns off the back of a baller boat in Miami while in 8 inch heels and a bikini with the Miami Vice theme song blasting.

21. Swim in the Devil's pool at Victoria Falls in Africa.

Alright that's all I can remember right now. I'll keep adding.

Ok so while I was looking up ideas for my list I came across a Bedtime Bucket List:
1. Kiss a girl
2. Have anal
3. Have a threesome
4. Engage in group sex
5. Have phone sex
6. Masturbate
7. Use a vibrator
8. Use a sex toy on someone else
9. Be tied up
10. Tie someone up
11. Have sex in a public space
12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
13. Sex in a car
14. Sex at a drive-in
15. Mile-high club
16. Sex with a stranger
17. One-night stand
18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
19. Sex on a boat
20. Sex in a body of water
21. Light spanking
22. Read erotica
23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
24. Sex in the shower
25. Sex standing up against a wall
26. Sex with no kissing
27. Sex in the pitch black
28. Sex in the broad daylight
29. Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
31. Watch porn together
32. Watch porn alone
33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
34. Sex on the beach
35. Blindfolds
36. Using ice sexually
37. Sexual role play
38. Whipped cream
39. La Perla lingerie sex
40. Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
41. Sex with someone much older
42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)
43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
44. A quickie in a skirt
45. A longie in the rain
46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
47. Feather ticklers
48. Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
50. Silent sex in a full house

I got a 34 out of 50. Is that passing?

1 comment:

  1. "Someone we know really well".... 1st thing on his list: Get a condo! Lolll