Thursday, September 22, 2011

My Time Machine is Departing from Riverside

Man I love Craigslist. It's an endless source of entertainment. Thank you Ms. Ducat for bringing this gem to my attention.

Time Travel (Riverside)

Date: 2011-09-21, 6:05PM PDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a functioning time machine (I know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) and I need a 2nd person to operate it with me.
I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.
I am leaving on October 15th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return December 10nd, 2011. I am going to June 1985 to purchase Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Shiela E, Cyndi Lauper, and Huey Lewis Cassette tapes and vhs music videos.
If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything but must know how to handle a Ruger 10/22 22lr Boy Scout edition rifle. Time machine is suited with flat screen tvs with Direct tv sports pack and full bar.

We will be leaving from Riverside, Ca. Let me know if you want to go with me

P.S. On a side note, how much do you want to bet if Billy Idol had the chance to go back in the time machine he totally would.


  1. Lmao ... I knew sending this to you would inspire a blog ;-)

  2. Don't like Billy Idol these days?