Saturday, February 12, 2011

If U Give a Stoner a Weed Cookie

If you have a child I’m sure you have read “If you give a mouse a cookie” this is my take on it….Here’s a little advice for my stoner friends. Don’t ever go to a pot cookie dealer’s house hungry. Hear me out. If you go hungry you’re going to have to eat the cookie as soon as you get there. Now you just can't eat and run so you’ll stay and chat for a little and pretty soon you will be hungry because your high so you will eat another cookie and the cycle goes into full effect. You keep eating cookies because you keep getting higher and hungrier. It’s a genius plot by said dealer. Shit if I was a dealer I’d keep samples on a platter to pass around and offer no other food. Eat cookie-get high-get hungry-buy more cookies. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.


  1. Have you had any girl scout cookies lately? :( They're more addicting that the pot cookies!

  2. No I havent spotted those bitches outside my grocery store yet....